if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
June 2013
24 posts
for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way
It’s not?…
no it means that someone sells drugs nearby
my life is a lie
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
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Coming from a blog based around makeup, I feel this is necessary:
Never feel like you ‘owe’ anyone attractiveness.
You were born looking like you and that is perfectly okay. If someone feels the need to tell you otherwise, they’re spending too much time looking for ‘flaws’ deemed physically…
i’m a bit in love with the way my friend pronouces “America”. i know that sounds so stupid but his South African accent just makes it sound so perfect.
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
Praise Jesus sex.
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
My goals are to have companies send me free stuff
this twitter conversation i’m having right now. i’m dyingggg.
have you ever met a person and wished you had met them earlier in life? then you secretly hoped they wished the same thing about you.
so i’ve been introduced to this guy and at first i didn’t know what to think about him. then we started chatting and i realized that we had a lot in common. the more i talk to him, the more we both get excited about whatever topic we are talking about. haha but anyway, he’s like the guy version of me. it’s crazy. okay i’m starting to ramble now. this post probably makes no sense.
